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[CattyVixen]

Okay, since everyone is getting suspicious over me having something.... Suspicious in mind, I make this thread in hope that You all are just as naive as I am, and stop believing me doing suspicious things...

 

So.. Here it comes...

 

Friends.. What are they for.. And are they even real.
I mean, I get allot of mail and text-message where it stand things like:
"Something great will happen in your love-life tonight.
But only if you send this message to 11 really good friends, including me before 11 minutes is gone.
If you don't, something bad will happen in your love-life tonight instead...."

I read those message, and I shrug and say to Iron that something bad will happen tonight in our love-life...
He asks why and I answer him that it is because I don't have 11 friends that I want to send crap like that to..

I mean, what kind of friend am I if I say to someone that bad things will happen if they doesn't send crap to allot of people?
What kind of friends do I have when they want bad things happen to me!? What have I done to them to deserve that?

 

 

Anyway...
And just a couple of days ago I got one of these:

"Send this message to all of your friends, including me and see how popular you are, and how many friends you have that stand by your side all the way...
If you get 1-3 back, you aren't a good friend at all..
4-6 You need to be better in getting friends.
7-9 You are a pretty good friend.
10-12 You are a great friend and they are great friends to you too!"

So... I did an experiment with all of my 'friends' I have...
First I send that one to 15 people. I got 14 back...
So I sent back a 'thank you for being a good friend for me all the way, now come and help me pack my things, I'm moving!'

 

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Really... No one!?
I tried again... "Something bad will happen to you tonight if you don't?"
 

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After a couple of 'LOL', 'ROFL' and things I can't write out here, they stopped sending me those mails and text-messages... ^^

 

If you agree with me that these "share-with-your-friends-or-something-will-happen-messages" are one of the most annoying things on the internet, send this to all your friends. If enough answer, you know that they care what you think! If you don't something horrible will happen the next uneven holiday Tuesday in the month with a letter "G" in it!

But don't you dare send it to me, or I swear to the God Emperor, I will hunt you down!

 

This is a #Catty-Thread.
Expect madness from the mind of Catty! ^^
You will be warned.. After you read it!
*evil giggle!* ^^

[CruciasNZ]

Didn't you know you can undo all those message share bad lucks by drawing on your loved ones faces with permanent marker?

[Iron K]

Oh, thanks a fucking lot Cru! Now Catty's walking around with a magic marker, just waiting for me to fall asleep!

Seriously, this is how I see her right now! >.<

[CruciasNZ]

Oh, thanks a fucking lot Cru! Now Catty's walking around with a magic marker, just waiting for me to fall asleep!

Seriously, this is how I see her right now! >.<

For converting pokemon into a dodgy fantasy for you.... you're welcome

[CattyVixen]

Do we compromise of what we compromises about?

[Brother Calad]

Hmm... a bizarre philosophical debate thread...

[Talos Valcoran]

Sounds complex.

[Iron K]

Do we compromise of what we compromises about?

 

Follow up question:

Does these big thoughts hurt Catty's head?

[CattyVixen]

Hmm.. Maybe-most-possible-a-definitively-yes...

But mostly you...
 

[CruciasNZ]

It seems I have stumbled upon both Catty's weakness and Magikarp's usefulness

Spoiler

Magikarp used Splash. It was super effective!

[CattyVixen]

Hey! I just got shocked by its first attack..

On my turn I used the move "Make Dinner"! It was both a Super Effective Critical Hit and Super tasty! ^^

[Talos Valcoran]

That made me laugh.

[An_A10_Pilot]

Hey! I just got shocked by its first attack..

On my turn I used the move "Make Dinner"! It was both a Super Effective Critical Hit and Super tasty! ^^

This is how I imagine catty after luring another victim to dinner with the Make dinner attack.

 

[CattyVixen]

Sorry but you can't be more wrong... I don't take selfies...   

 

[CruciasNZ]

Sorry but you can't be more wrong... I don't take selfies...   

 

Raven Guard don't take pictures, they just sneak in, slaughter, sneak out

[CattyVixen]

Paradox in a box!

Catty's dating-tips about dating-tips!
"Don't take dating-tips, unless you take them from the person you're dating!"

Get it? 

[CruciasNZ]

Paradox in a box!

Catty's dating-tips about dating-tips!
"Don't take dating-tips, unless you take them from the person you're dating!"

Get it? 

So that means we either:

• Blatantly ignore you
• Take your advice, kill Iron, then ask you out on a date

I'm personally inclined to the first one because I am otherwise engaged, however #GWRS demands I listen to the second one because of the violence... I am conflicted

[CattyVixen]

But..
If you ignore me, you still take the advice of not taking advice from someone you don't date....
So... You still take my advice...

[JC 042]

I just shared this thread on Facebook to all my friends

Edited by JC 042, 28 February 2014 - 11:24 PM.

[CattyVixen]

Oh dear! Haven't we discuss that many times now...?
You don't have friends... They aren't real, and now it's time for your night-night-candy! ^^