346 replies to this topic

[Jean_Havok]

Bring it to the warp. Our demonic war engines are far superior and less often than the imperial models. Plus you can abuse them and they don't mind. true statement

[CruciasNZ]

You should list the reasons the last cars have been written off. This will allow you to identify any pattern to their deaths and correct them.

[Jean_Havok]

Or you can get a demonic warp engine

[Fuzzy]

Demon engines: held together by pure hate.

Alright catty, I'll start writing up a eulogy (think that's what it's called) for the car. What was the make?

[CattyVixen]

What was what?

[Fuzzy]

The cars make? I'll work it into the eulogy

[CattyVixen]

Oh! I know exactly what you mean!

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It was a car... With four wheels plus a steering wheel and seats... It also had a lot more things I don't know the word for... But it didn't had a salt and pepper mill even though it needed oil...

And now it's an oversized paper-press....

Edited by CattyVixen, 09 May 2014 - 06:43 PM.

[JC 042]

What colour was it? That's an important detail as I've learned from the Ork Codex.

[Jean_Havok]

Was you cars a piece of shit Ford?

[Fuzzy]

After talking to Catty I found out the car was named "Gumman" which roughly translates to "Honey" or "Sweetie". Anyway, here's the eulogy for "Gumman".

I never had the pleasure of knowing Gumman, but I have spent some time with its drivers, Catty and Iron, and I have been left with a very clear impression of the kind of vehicle that it was.

Gumman wasn't one for too much fuss or ceremony so I won't go on for too long, and I will be keeping to its more recent past because that is something you will all be more familiar with.

Gumman was driven in Sweden and was as strong and as determined a vehicle as a tank. It was with the family through bad and good. Even when it's battery acid froze it kept pushing on through.

Gumman was bought from a humble car dealership around the time that Catty and Iron moved into their current place of living. That dealership has since closed meaning that the warranty and any chance the poor car had closed with it.

Thank you all for reading. Gumman, we'll miss you.

[JC 042]

Thank you all for reading. Gumman, we'll miss you.

#NeverForget

[CattyVixen]

Oh! Thank You Dear for making this funeral so beautiful.
It's very important for me that she has a nice funeral and that she knows how loved she was!

R.I.P Gumman. We love you! ^^

Okay, since this is a funeral (Swedish style), it's now time for the 'smörgåstårta', and beer and talking nice words about her!

Oh! And thank you everyone for joining me in this time of sorrow (grief?). I appreciate it allot!

[Fuzzy]

Anytime. A funeral for a car is just par for the course here on #GothicWars.

[Authrix]

#CutforGumman

[CruciasNZ]

[CattyVixen]

Thank You! ^^

We need a song for her on her funeral! So... Any suggestions?
 

[Fuzzy]

Megadeth - "Rust in Piece.... Polaris"

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Edited by Fuzzy, 10 May 2014 - 10:44 PM.

[Iron K]

I would like to take the time to say a few words about the departed..

Gumman, you were a faithful servant. You were a worthy steed of Iron and steel, propelled by barley controlled explosions, and fed on processed corpses of aincent beasts. You struggled against harsh weather, crippling injuries, and my aggressive ruling. You've earned your rest.
Rust in Peace..


Now Catty, when we're done with this...
Whatever this is, can I get rid of the piece of junk and get us a new car!? >.<

Edited by Iron K, 11 May 2014 - 03:19 PM.

[CattyVixen]

Now Catty, when we're done with this...
Whatever this is, can I get rid of the piece of junk and get us a new car!? >.<

Uhmm... Is that what you are going to do with me too if I'll break down, huh?

[CruciasNZ]

Uhmm... Is that what you are going to do with me too if I'll break down, huh?

No he has to divorce you first, but more paperwork but essentially the same outcome!

 

Better kill him first ^~

 

#BurnTheHeretic