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[Iron K]

And then I scratch you behind your ear for being a good girl. 

 

Now back to your cage! 

[CruciasNZ]

When Catty is ill do you take her to the vet or the doctor?

 

#PhilosophicalRaptor

[Iron K]

I've played doctor a few times, does that count..?

[CruciasNZ]

I've played doctor a few times, does that count..?

No but I bet you still have the scratches

[CattyVixen]

Okay... So, my daughter came to me last night and asked about "flowers and bee's and how everything works"...
So I sit down and start to talk about it in a very natural way like:
"When a mum and a dad is in love..."
She looks at me, and with a sigh she says:
"No mum, I mean that I want to know about flowers and bee's. How the bee's makes the flower bloom!?"
"Ooooh.. Well I have no idea about that, ask daddy!"

And after that I tried to NOT laugh my ass off, when Iron started to explain with the use of warp-portals, bee's flying in supersonic speed, and pollination...

Okay, I do think she got it in the end... I took over when she asked why the bee was going from flower to flower... I said it was because when you get tired of something you change it to something more interesting! ^^

And the parent of the year award goes to.....!?

[CruciasNZ]

And the parent of the year award goes to.....!?

Totally Iron - warp portals and bees hahah

[Iron K]

I gracefully accept this award, and promise that I will raise my girls to become a couple of badshit insane women.

Though what else could you expect from the spawns of Catty and Iron? 

[CruciasNZ]

Though what else could you expect from the spawns of Catty and Iron? 

Somewhere between Malekith and Joffrey Baratheon 

[Iron K]

I can live with that.. 

[CruciasNZ]

I can live with that.. 

Just beware of peanuts

[CattyVixen]

Am I the only one that doesn't get that reference? Why peanuts?

[CruciasNZ]

Joffery choked to death on one from memory

[CattyVixen]

I've always say that peanuts is dangerous... They are dangerous, even though they aren't a nut! ^^

"Stupid peanut.. You're not even a nut and still I can't eat you...." *Allot of stupid words for a stupid peanut!*

[CattyVixen]

I was at the hairdresser today! And I show her two pictures.

First I showed her this with the words: "This is a Sister of Battle!"



And then I showed her this picture with the words: "This is a girl cosplaying a Sister Sororitas!"



"I want that! Please, fix it!"

And she did!   So... Catty isn't red-haired anymore... Not for now at least!
Isn't it awesome when you have people that listen to you and just do what you want them to? ^^

[JC 042]

I'm sure she was like "LOL this should be fun"

[Fuzzy]

Sooo, you now look like a badass? Nice going!

[CattyVixen]

Do you mean that I didn't looked like a badass before..? 

[JC 042]

Do you mean that I didn't looked like a badass before..? 

No, you were in a disguise

[Iron K]

Sooo, you now look like a badass? Nice going!

Do you mean that I didn't looked like a badass before..? 

 

Ohh snap.. Run Fuzzy! 

 

On another note, Catty looks awesome in her new hairstyle. Brings out a whole new side and personality (one of her many). 

To bad I haven't had the opportunity to fully "experience" her new self, since my dear mother-in-law sleeps in the next room... 

[CruciasNZ]

To bad I haven't had the opportunity to fully "experience" her new self, since my dear mother-in-law sleeps in the next room... 

So? If you make the mother-in-law uncomfortable enough she might not come back!

 

There's also the shotgun option...