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[CruciasNZ]

TL;DR version of Jean's post

 

I've been trained to kill anything breathing in the general direction of my enemy.

 

 

 

Doesn't matter, Catty will still beat yo ass into a pulp... then feed you doggy treats. Catty's only known weakness is small Japaneese automobiles. But in the grim dark future of the 41st Millennium there's no more Japan, so she's virtually indestructible.

[Jean_Havok]

you mean my favorite vehicles to use like these

http://azhdwallpaper...paper_cqwrt.jpg

http://carsroute.com...-looks-awesome/

http://www.remarkabl...anese-cars.html

cmon besides who do you think the Adapteus Mechanicus are. Japanese people in the 41st millennium. Why doesn't anyone ever see catty in a space ship made by one of them or why she uses dark age technology to fight with. So theory invalid cru. Iron is still my biggest threat.

[Fuzzy]

You forget one very important thing. Catty has the boobs in the relationship and Iron is still a man at the end of the day.

[Iron K]

Now this has come to my attention that I realize Iron has been going through the same process, but he is slowing with age and the amount of mortal wounds struck upon him.

 

Hey! Who are you calling old and frail, pipsqueak?! I was walking, talking and planning evil deeds before you even left your fathers *CENSORED*!

That being said, you could easily take me in a fair fight. Hell, even in an unfair fight..

But on the other hand, I'm not stupid enough to take care of one such as you in a combat related situation. 

 

You forget one very important thing. Catty has the boobs in the relationship and Iron is still a man at the end of the day.

 

A very unfair advantage I might add... 

Not mentioning the bonus to all combat stats once a month! 

[Jean_Havok]

Hey! Who are you calling old and frail, pipsqueak?! I was walking, talking and planning evil deeds before you even left your fathers *CENSORED*!
That being said, you could easily take me in a fair fight. Hell, even in an unfair fight..
But on the other hand, I'm not stupid enough to take care of one such as you in a combat related situation. 
 
 
A very unfair advantage I might add... 
Not mentioning the bonus to all combat stats once a month! 

Well I said growing old and slowing with age not frail, and I said it was cause of mortal wounds not cause of lazy weakness,

[J0ker2610]

Listen if your ever in a fair fight, you've done something wrong that's how I see it. So iron if you put your evil mind to work and start thinking of some completely unfair and devious ways to deal with Jean then you are everyone's biggest threat.

[Jean_Havok]

deal with me I can't even deal with me. Neither can my enemies or my battle buddies. (I wake up and got random bruises on me yet idk where they come from )

[Iron K]

You're all overestimating me. I'm harmless.

I'm no threat to no one.

.......

Not yet, anyways... 

[CruciasNZ]

You're all overestimating me. I'm harmless.

I'm no threat to no one.

.......

Not yet, anyways... 

Yeah you're just power-leveling in a backwater hamlet while we all duke it out ^~

[Jean_Havok]

nah I'm not fighting just testing the waters on all of your power. Gauging to find weaknesses, and strengths so I can fight to your advantage and make it mine. (I'll break you physically, mentally, and spiritually, then when you are down I rebuild you so that you are a better adversary for next time)

[Iron K]

Yeah you're just power-leveling in a backwater hamlet while we all duke it out ^~

 

Right, I'm grinding elks and hoarding fermented fish! 

 

(I'll break you physically, mentally, and spiritually, then when you are down I rebuild you so that you are a better adversary for next time)

 

That's just cute.

Actually, it's borderline adorable. 

[CruciasNZ]

He'll make a good puppy for ya Iron

[dx144]

Iron gets his own puppy? You'll need to make sure it doesn't scrap with Catty's puppies....

[CruciasNZ]

Iron gets his own puppy? You'll need to make sure it doesn't scrap with Catty's puppies....

I think no matter how nasty Cattys ones are, they'll gangbash Irons

[Jean_Havok]

Iron gets his own puppy? You'll need to make sure it doesn't scrap with Catty's puppies....

Don't worry I'll scrap with all the other puppies

I think no matter how nasty Cattys ones are, they'll gangbash Irons

Don't underestimate the power I can release (okay well I kinda think I would get screwed there too but that's not the point)

[dx144]

Yeah but Fuzzy I think is still Catty's puppy, don't be a fool Jean...

[Fuzzy]

Yeah I am, I just don't bark much anymore since Iron threatened to have me neutered.

[Jean_Havok]

I am like a little Chihuahua bark bark bark but when It come to a fight I am like a wolf. Fast and dangerous.

[CruciasNZ]

Yeah I am, I just don't bark much anymore since Iron threatened to have me neutered.

Bit late for that