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Squeak Squeak Mother F***ers
Posted 06 June 2014 - 04:58 AM
As some of you may know I applied to get my University degree and had to wait on University Council approval (as I wanted to graduate inabsentia now rather than wait till November). After a week of waiting for them to call or mail me about the outcome I called them and got....
"Oh! So you mean NO ONE called you? It's been sitting in the cupboard all week"
FML
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Blood Thirsty Psychopath
Posted 06 June 2014 - 03:46 PM
Wow, that's kind of stupid on their part, especially on how important something like that is. What was it a degree in?
How could my Chaos Space Marine possibly be this cute?
Sorcerer Supreme of the Thousand Sons
Posted 06 June 2014 - 05:10 PM
Tyranny.
Two Giratina are better than one.
Thanks to Astral Shadow of Serebii for the Signiture
Squeak Squeak Mother F***ers
Posted 06 June 2014 - 10:45 PM
Civil Engineering w/ Honours
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Shenanigans Master!
Posted 07 June 2014 - 01:43 AM
So a double major in Tyranny and civil engineering. Too bad only one's really useful... and then there's civil engineering. 
Congrat Cru! Glad to see somebody have some success with their Uni fixing their stuff.
Squeak Squeak Mother F***ers
Posted 07 June 2014 - 09:13 AM
Nah Tyranny looked like too much hard work, too many assignments and a high fail rate. I decided to double in Ruthless Genocide, suits me much better - if you live in bottom lane, yo gonna die
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A Berserker's Soul in a Pacifist's Body!
Posted 07 June 2014 - 10:11 AM
Congratulations Cru.
Now when you're no longer a student, let me give you the advice that my father gave me upon the day of my graduation..
"Get a haircut and get a job!"
Seriously though, be sure to celebrate properly! You can always see how much of what you have learnt during the years that you can forget over one night of celebrating!
Death Guard Warmaster
Posted 07 June 2014 - 08:17 PM
I don't think Farther's For Justice will allow you in the protest where you will be running around on a really high roof while pissed off your face
Squeak Squeak Mother F***ers
Posted 07 June 2014 - 08:33 PM
Congratulations Cru.
Now when you're no longer a student, let me give you the advice that my father gave me upon the day of my graduation..
"Get a haircut and get a job!"
Seriously though, be sure to celebrate properly! You can always see how much of what you have learnt during the years that you can forget over one night of celebrating!
I got a job without needing a haircut. The only things that's gonna change now is I can write BE Civ (Hons) under my name on the reports and papers I author at work. Literally, that's the only change.
Nice work man, hey cru, you know what this means... TIME TO GET WASTED! FUCK YEAH!
I don't drink. However, I will slay some fuckwits on LOL in the name of celebration: HUZZAH
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Death Guard Warmaster
Posted 07 June 2014 - 09:58 PM
I don't think Farther's For Justice will allow you in the protest where you will be running around on a really high roof while pissed off your face
Squeak Squeak Mother F***ers
Posted 07 June 2014 - 10:04 PM
You don't drink? What kinda kiwi are you?!
Well if I was a Kiwi I'd be a damn unusual one, the binge drinking culture here is worse than the UK
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Death Guard Warmaster
Posted 07 June 2014 - 10:20 PM
I don't think Farther's For Justice will allow you in the protest where you will be running around on a really high roof while pissed off your face
Blood Thirsty Psychopath
Posted 07 June 2014 - 10:20 PM
Fun fact about the words binge drinking, it does not translate into quite a few other languages properly (like French) because they simply don't do it enough for it to need its own phrase. The more you know!
How could my Chaos Space Marine possibly be this cute?
A Berserker's Soul in a Pacifist's Body!
Posted 08 June 2014 - 10:57 AM
I don't drink. However, I will slay some fuckwits on LOL in the name of celebration: HUZZAH
Wow.. Calm down there wild thing.. Someone might report you to the authorities for partying too hard.. 
Come on, when I graduated I celebrated with my friends in an awesome combination of laser tag, alcohol and sauna bathing! 
Squeak Squeak Mother F***ers
Posted 08 June 2014 - 07:28 PM
Wow.. Calm down there wild thing.. Someone might report you to the authorities for partying too hard..
Come on, when I graduated I celebrated with my friends in an awesome combination of laser tag, alcohol and sauna bathing!
Sadly I'm too poor to do that. Dropped $3k on flights to the UK for xmas, and $500 to help my gf buy a new gaming PC for work/play. You will however be pleased to know that lil'ol Twitch went something stupid like 20:1:15 in my first celebration game (Kills:Deaths:Assists).
Get paid next week, will go out for dinner and a movie with mates then
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Chief Organ Thief
Posted 09 June 2014 - 08:18 PM
Only 20-1-15? Shoulda been 35-0-0. Because feth your team, you need all the kills. ADC for life
Congrats on finally getting your degree though, even if it was late... and months ago... damn son.
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Squeak Squeak Mother F***ers
Posted 09 June 2014 - 11:09 PM
Only 20-1-15? Shoulda been 35-0-0. Because feth your team, you need all the kills. ADC for life
I play a support ADC role, I hover out of range till a turning point in the teamfight, stealth in and drop em like flies. Well at least I'm trying to, I was getting overran when I engaged at same time as team so I'm trying new and devious tactics.
However since I only play Twitch (and sometimes Jung Naut), ADC for life! Squeak Squeak!
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Chief Organ Thief
Posted 10 June 2014 - 09:24 AM
I tried support Lux. Ended up playing ADC Lux. Not sure how that's even possible.
ADC 4 lyfe yo.
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Squeak Squeak Mother F***ers
Posted 10 June 2014 - 07:19 PM
Naia played AP Lux in ranked a few seasons back, think she's going Liss this time round - something about her 'delete one tank' build makes her giggle (she's a Chaos Undivided champion through and through)
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Chief Organ Thief
Posted 10 June 2014 - 09:27 PM
Oh AP Lux is legit. AD Lux...
Seriously, I don't know how I did that. Really. I had more kills than the ADC by the end. I wasn't even doing anything... I don't know.
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