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[Fuzzy]

Well, like the title says I think I just got conned.

I was doing some shopping at a shopping center or mall as you yanks like to call it and a woman comes up to me and says "can I ask you a question?" So I go "sure wassup?" At this point she takes my hand and leads me to a stall selling various skin care products and sits me down in a chair. She then proceeds to start rattling on about nutrients and so on while massaging my face with some watery stuff that apparently unblocked my pores.

Long story short - I spent £60.00 that I don't have on some smelly water that won't work because I couldn't say no to a tall, blonde woman that was complimenting how good I looked in biker gear in a Russian accent. (To be honest the accent alone had me.)

I NEED TO LEARN SELF CONTROL!

[dx144]

Fuzzy, you'd need the self control of the Dalai Lama to be able to get out of that situation...=P

[Fuzzy]

Fair point. Thing is I should've known what it was because I'd already turned down a guy from that stall when I walked in. I just couldn't think when I saw this chicks ass... ets...

[dx144]

Sounds like it was phenomenal.

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Edited by JC 042, 21 June 2014 - 06:42 PM.

[Fuzzy]

Hmmm, dx... Somehow I doubt the overlord will approve of that pic. However it is accurate.

[dx144]

Well there isn't any nudity and it is in a spoiler tag... =D

[Fuzzy]

I may have to remember this for future postings.

Edited by Fuzzy, 21 June 2014 - 06:27 PM.

[JC 042]

Well there isn't any nudity and it is in a spoiler tag... =D

Still comes under

• No obscene or otherwise inappropriate content.

I'm sorry dude but I had to censor it.
 
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Edited by JC 042, 21 June 2014 - 06:45 PM.

[CruciasNZ]

Sorry Fuzzball but all that shite is junk. The more moisturiser you use on your skin the more it needs it; that's why girls without makeup on look older than those of same age who never used it.

 

Just never make eye contact with those people

[Fuzzy]

Oh I know full well it's garbage. But I can't say no to a woman with that accent, it's a weakness of mine.

[CruciasNZ]

Oh I know full well it's garbage. But I can't say no to a woman with that accent, it's a weakness of mine.

Well no wonder Catty twists you round her little paw

[Fuzzy]

Eh, Cattys accent isn't strong enough to have that kind of effect. Don't get me wrong, I love it but it has to be a strong accent to really get me.

[An_A10_Pilot]

hmmm. Voice modulator time.

 

Going to randomly appear in a game with fuzzy, have super thick accent, distract him so much he loses.  

[Fuzzy]

Only works when the accents on a woman mate I suppose you could try doing a high pitch voice.

[Authrix]

We could get Fallen to do it.

[JC 042]

We could get Fallen to do it.

Or we could use the stupid sound toys on you. We'll surgically implant one in your throat while you sleep to make you sound high on helium =P

[CruciasNZ]

Only works when the accents on a woman mate I suppose you could try doing a high pitch voice.

Voice modulaters can change gender too

[Authrix]

Or we could use the stupid sound toys on you. We'll surgically implant one in your throat while you sleep to make you sound high on helium =P

No JC, I don't want to be your squeaky plushy toy.

 

I don't have enough fur for that shizz.

[CruciasNZ]

No JC, I don't want to be your squeaky plushy toy.

 

I don't have enough fur for that shizz.

Don't worry, where there's a will there's away. He can always buy furr, super glue and a 'tail'

[JC 042]

Don't worry, where there's a will there's away. He can always buy furr, super glue and a 'tail'

I'll shave several homeless peoples backs to improvise.