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[CruciasNZ]

So Nox was teaching me to play Death Angel now that my new cards had arrived. We lost most of our marines in the first location, and it just kept getting worse.

Just as his last guy died we advanced to the last location, with the Win condition "Hit The Button" basically. My card for that was on Cooldown and there were 19 Genestealers trying to feel Brother Scipio up. So I froze one pile with a card, and used my Artifact to instantly survive the other attack.

I now had to roll a 0 on a six sided dice to win, anything else would get me killed and we would loose. So I roll.... a Zero!

So Brother Scipio "heroically" flees crying like a little girl into the escape pod, mashing the button on the way in, escaping from the horde of horny Genestealers.

What an epic first game

[Domine Nox]

It was a truly epic game. I still can't believe that Scipio actually managed to get out. Luck had been against us all game as marines got cut to ribbons. I can still hear Scipio screaming as he runs towards the button screaming "Oh dear god! Don't let them get me! They're everywhere!"

[Armoured Priest]

Game over man! Game over!

[Danguinius]

How do you roll a zero on a D6?

[Brother Davious]

This Dice for Space Hulk is different Dan

[Yapay38]

Oh oh I want to play some time! Have to be taught first though.

[Armoured Priest]

Same here.

[Corman2030]

Game over man! Game over!

I don't know if you've kept up with current events, but we just got our asses kicked pal!

[Armoured Priest]

Terminator sargeant: any questions
Scipio: how do I get out of this chickenshi5 outfit?

[Brother White]

What is this?

Sent from The Righteous Truth, Battle Barge of the Third

[Corman2030]

Scipio, look into my eye!

[Brother Aries]

Every day in the marine corp is like a day on the farm, every meal is a banquet, every formation a PARADE, I LOVE THE CORPs!!!

[CruciasNZ]

I'm going to make a video teaching people how to play (with honorable mention to Nox who taught me of course!).

[Hudson]

One express elevator to hell going down!

[Corman2030]

Love the Aliens quotes! Crucias that would be much appreciated, I bought the game a while back and just couldn't figure it out.

[CruciasNZ]

Love the Aliens quotes! Crucias that would be much appreciated, I bought the game a while back and just couldn't figure it out.

I had 3 attempts at making the video so far

• Flatmate dropped soap in shower, ensuing noises ruined it
• Next door dropped something expensive and fragile, ensuing curses ruined it
• Software froze up on transcoding

I'll have another go probably tonight hahaha

[Armoured Priest]

Flatmate dropped soap in shower, ensuing noises ruined it

Giggty.

[CruciasNZ]

He's not that interesting lol, basically it was yells of SORRY