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[Talos Valcoran]

Funny stuff.

[JC 042]

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampax and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight," the boy replied. The man continued, "Do you know how these are used?" The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They are for my brother, he's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. He can't do either one."

[RDSFirebane]

Should have read the sign.

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[RDSFirebane]

Father of the year.....maybe.

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[JC 042]

An elderly woman went to her local doctor’s office and asked to speak with her doctor. When the receptionist asked why she was there, she replied, “I’d like to have some birth control pills.”

Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, “Excuse me, Mrs. Glenwood, but you’re 80 years old. What would you possibly need birth control pills for?”

The woman replied, “They help me sleep better.”

The doctor considered this for a second, and continued… “How in the world do birth control pills help you sleep?”

The woman said, “I put them in my granddaughter’s orange juice, and I sleep better at night.”

[Iron K]

Okay, this one is a stretch, but I'll try it out...

An Ork walk into a bar. The Imperial Bartender stares at him and sais:
"We dont serve your kind around here!"

The Ork answeres suprised:
"Why not?! I'm a fun-gi!"

[RDSFirebane]

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[REAPER xDAx]

Lol, those comics were great. Will have to download that.

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