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[Cypher 1013]

My daughter, the love of my life, my little princess...

I have sat through Barny, Dorna, the backyardagians and everything disney and pixar has ever made. Now I have become accustom to the songs and merchandise I have to listen to or buy. I have taken her to disney world, disney cruise and even disney on F*cking ice. Sorry, Im ok. I can sing every princess song, Dora the explorer or a host of other annoying songs. My precious little angel is getting older and her taste have began to change and as any good father I have encouraged her to explore her tastes and so her ipod is a bricolage of music. As we drive I let her put on her music and we discuss it and I try(quite badly)to sing along with her.

Do you know what this little girl does??
Huh??
DO YOU!!!

She drops the J.B. Bomb on me!! I’m not talking about Jim Bean either. I could deal with her being an alcoholic. Just kiddy but anyway. I mean Justin Bieber. Justkillin Meber!!!!

and...
AND!!!

Not that it is bad enough I have to listen to this while driving and try not to find a cliff to drive off. But she tells me that she wants me to take her to a Justin Bieber concert of course giving me the big beautiful brown eyes. O.K. I am trying to think of a good excuse for why I can’t go like cancer or putting her up for adoption. Luckly for me her mother has made sure the Justin Bieber songs she has or the rated g versions. Also and thank the Emperor Justin Bieber has no scheduled concerts anytime soon or hopefully EVER.


I just needed to vent. Thanks.

[CruciasNZ]

Tell her while you are proud she is becoming her own unique individual, you cannot morally condone or take part in her idolizing a being who is of a despicable character

Spoiler

Speeding and disrespecting Police: http://www.nzherald....jectid=10818117

Your Mom Retort: http://www.heraldsun...a-1226418085997

There are other articles even worse than this, just these two crossed my newspaper in the last 4-5 days.

Long story short, this little prick has let his fame get to his head and has become the male Paris Hilton and Britney Spears.

Problem solved ^~

[Armoured Priest]

I am so sorry for you. If you ever need an alibi for any reason. I shall provide one for you.

[CruciasNZ]

I just want to point out that if anyone comes in here and trolls us with "I <3 JB" comments, even if false... the consequences shall be......... severe.... and outrageously funny for the rest of us

[Cypher 1013]

LOL. I love how I become hippocratic as a parent. I love Ozzy the oral bat decapitator. Not to mention iron maiden.

[Thugren]

We can hide the body in my yard

[SuperFreakyNick]

Justin Bieber is so meh. My little sister loves him, so I feel your pain. I have to listen to it when she visits, and I drive her places.

[TheGodDernMan]

This is why Dernski is not a daddy cypher lol

[Cypher 1013]

This is better then group therapy.

[CruciasNZ]

This is better then group therapy.

We're all mad together

http://youtu.be/UcTLJ692F70

This may provide laughs

[DTdante2787]

This should cheer you up Cypher...cos I'm a good friend

(Edited by Cru to ember)

[Cypher 1013]

Why can't she just like a nice devil worshiping band like I did when I was a kid.

[Optic20]

All I have to say is emperor help you brother...
May I suggest having her listen to some CCR or what I call real music...

[Cypher 1013]

lol....

[JC 042]

Try drop some songs into the playlist she uses or somthing while shes not looking, might work.

Also, why the hell did you put JustinFuckingShitBucketAssLickingBastardBieber on her iPod?!? WHY!?!

[Fallen Angels95]

Justin beiber said he's *CENSORED* y would the girls like him? And anyway he sounds like a cat is clawing at tiny balls FGS he is bad!!!

[Cypher 1013]

Try drop some songs into the playlist she uses or somthing while shes not looking, might work.

Also, why the hell did you put JustinFuckingShitBucketAssLickingBastardBieber on her iPod?!? WHY!?!

I did not such thing. It was her cousin.  

Justin beiber said he's *CENSORED* y would the girls like him? And anyway he sounds like a cat is clawing at tiny balls FGS he is bad!!!

It worked for Bot George.
I wish I was *CENSORED*. I would get so many women:P

[JC 042]

Kill the cousin! Or go to the concert and kill Bieber

You: "Im just going to the bathroom, be back in a min"
9 mins later
Daughter: "Where have you been Justing Biebers been shot!?!"
You: (Evil grin at camera)

[Fallen Angels95]

You don't have to wish....you could be bi-sexual



But I don't need to be *CENSORED* to get chicks. That's why I've got the bestest girlfriend a guy could have  

Kill the cousin! Or go to the concert and kill Bieber

You: "Im just going to the bathroom, be back in a min"
9 mins later
Daughter: "Where have you been Justing Biebers been shot!?!"
You: (Evil grin at camera)

sounds like a plan

[MetalHead666X]

LOL. I love how I become hippocratic as a parent. I love Ozzy the oral bat decapitator. Not to mention iron maiden.

THERE IS ONLY ONE WHO WILL KILL BEIBER:



Beiber should have a Fear of the Dark......

Remember if this carrys on Bring your Daughter to The Slaughter.