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[Ork Slayer117]

*Slayer sits up coughing, grabs his effects and begins to stumble out of the fortress with Roey on a leash*

"Ehm, I'll be back tomorrow to help you all clean up..."

*Slayer leaves dragging a whining Roey out the door*

[sonofultramar]

Were not validating anyone's parking.

[Fallen Angels95]

Laughs "I am" detonates melts charges in everyones ships

[Draco Ny'ade]

A warrior in reptilian armour strides down a corridor, "by the way there is a fire down there"

[Fallen Angels95]

"YOU FUCKING WHAT?!?!?!?!!?" *storms out down th corridor dragging the helpless salamander with him*

[Warmonger]

I have to say macragge HAS had worse, at the behest of hive fleet behemoth, and we're in a similar situation manpower wise.

[Fallen Angels95]

*turns to jk..."errm sir we have a problem. there is a drunken dreadnought down in your room and when i say drunk i mean absoloutly hammered..oh and your photos of dem fenrisian chicks well lets say he has added them to his armour"

[Warmonger]

Fires! Drunk dreadnoughts! By guillimans balls this is getting extreme!

[Fallen Angels95]

"Hate to break it to you but we have been invaded courtesy of the world bearers

[Roey]

*Gallops back down the corridor towards the fire with a flailing OrkSlayer attatched to the would-be leash*

[Fallen Angels95]

Curses loudly and grabs a stun bolter shoots roey several times

[Roey]

(On a side note, I think theres a little glitch with our Lizzardly Brothers post here dear admins or who-ever)
Also...

*Dam*

[Fallen Angels95]

agreed roey

*laughs as wolf runs into door and falls unconscious...ties up and places a gun servitor in front of the SW before sending him back to Fenris

[DTdante2787]

*Crimson Fists Librarian, out of curiosity enters the chaos*

Hmm..no taint of the Chaos gods, but seriously, what the fuck is goin on here? And if there's any whiskey, gimme the damn bottle.

[Warmonger]

Macragge is a holding pen for other legions no longer. Go home people, and sleep of those hangovers

[Fallen Angels95]

reluctantly hands over last bottle of [attachment=267]

[DTdante2787]

*accepts the whiskey, takes a swig*

Dammn...if this was my chapters, the command would be pissed

Good to know the Ultramarines aren't ALL dead yet

[Warmonger]

While one ultramarine still draws breath then the chapter shall live

[Fallen Angels95]

doubt that sir think of those remaining battle brothers who destroied the necron world destroyer 'i forgot which chapter' thir numbers were too few so they were absorbed into other chapters...its the same with the modern day army

[Warmonger]

Cease such prattle! The ultramarines will never falter