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[Grimaldus]

LOL

nice work like always Nox

[Corman2030]

"Aww" One Crimson Fist complained

"But i dont want to be an ultramarine", lol

Ahahah! So good

[Simonbarsinistr]

This story is epic, and to think it's all based on a true story! Remarkable!

[Gerhart]

Awesome job!

[Simonbarsinistr]

I really hope there is more. This is well written, very true to form, and hilarious!

[Domine Nox]

"We shall not rest until the Xenos are found and destroyed!" Gerhart roared to cheers from the Crimson Fists.

"Captain!" Came the call from Dodge, the trusted champion of the Crimson Fists. "Urgent priority message coming in on inquisition channels." Gerhart let out a sigh and stepped over to a console. He took the message in at a glance, but had to reread it several times.

+++Priority Ultra Communication+++
+++Inquisition Transmission Code Crux+++

To all members of the Adeptus Astartes operating in Segmentum Regulatus, the following matters have been discussed by the Inquisition and been declared Imperial edict by the Ecclasiarchy in conjunction with the Steward of Terra. What follows are a list of words now deemed heretical.

Xenos
Hate
Destroy
Obliterate
Explicit
Seductress

Uttering any of these words is punishable by Inquisition purge. Any word of these words being uttered will be met with a formal Inquisition inquiry. Additionally the Adeptus Soriritas are hereby considered to be equal in the eyes of the Emperor to the Adeptus Astartes, any insinuation to the contrary is punishable by Inquisition purge.

The Inquisition thanks you for your time, or damns you to judgement depending on your response to this missive. Long not quite live the Emperor.
+++End Transmission+++

Gerhart frowned as Dodge came closer.

"What is it, Captain?" Dodge asked. In reply Gerhart sent the message to everyone present so that they might read for themselves.

"That is the state of things." Gerhart said aloud so all could hear. Sammael stepped closer and put a hand on Gerhart's pauldron.

"You know what that means then, don't you?" Sammael asked of everyone present. Before anyon could respond he shouted. "It means we have to go destroy some Xenos. I mean really obliterate those Xenos because I just hate them. I don't care if it's an explicit seductress, they must be destroyed." There was a brief silence, before the assembled Crimson Fists cheered and saluted in pelvic thrust fashion.

"I am so telling." Dante said, but nobody was listening.

[MEGATRON121]

ahah a tale of epic proportions

[Brother White]

I see what ya did there...

Sent from the Melta practice chambers of the Righteous Truth

[Sammael]

I approve this post.

[Hudson]

lol..................

[Gerhart]

That's almost has funny as a skate boarder pooping while skate boarding.

[Grimaldus]

LOL