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[CruciasNZ]

Grimaldus approaches the shadow to find the seat empty, before he can turn around he gets a backhand across the back of his head from the Raven Guard now standing behind him

[Grimaldus]

"raven guard, im not your enemy, i come as a friend, i dont want so sit alone in a chaos inn....so please dont do that again, ok?" Gimaldus then sit on the table, "btw who its that with a rainbow in his hand?"

[CruciasNZ]

It seems the Fists are lacking in the training of their neophytes. So here's a quick lesson, calling someone a Pretty Marine will not make you any friends. Calling an Angry Marine a Pretty Marine will see you dismembered before Mr Jingles overthere can intervene.

As for the rainbows, that's the "fearsome" Night Lord squad leader, Pony. He used to be known for his skill with a Sword, but due to budget cuts he has to make do with a lollipop now. Don't piss him off, you wouldn't believe the damage a Lollipop wielded by a lunatic can do, just ask the Ultramarine in the cities ICU

[Grimaldus]

"and its seems the raven guard dont teach manner to its initiates, but as a son of Dorn, i will trust you raven guard, and I extended my hand to you" Grimaldus raise his hand, hoping for a handshake

[CruciasNZ]

We teach Stealth, Infiltration, Combat and Bear Pong to our initiates. We had to drop manners from the curriculum. "Graps Grimaldus' wrist and shakes it"

[Grimaldus]

"then lets us sit and drink as Brothers" Grimaldus then sit on his chair

[CruciasNZ]

Sure, as long as you're buying. You may have noticed Mr Jingles made off with mine while we were talking. Gotta watch that Lictor, he sure as hell loves his whiskey.

Here's another free tip, don't ever order Swedish Meatballs. Mr Jingles goes mental when he smells them, once saw him rip a Death Guard apart just to get at his Meatballs.

[Grimaldus]

"maybe we should order one for the fearsome night lord then", Grimaldus raise his hand to get the Word Beare atention

[J NOSK36]

My lollipop is as sweet as it is deadly, that ultra smurf started rambling about mccragge how they are the best so I took him into a back alley and shoved this lollipop so far down his throat he had sparkles coming out holes he never knew he had "may I sit and be in the company of fine warriors such as yourselves?"

[CruciasNZ]

And while this is a Heretic bar, it's the only place in town that hate's the Ultramarines as much as we do Brother Fist. Hence why I come here, it's nice that even today there are some places where those bloody Smurfs aren't welcome.

[Grimaldus]

" you know why i hate them curcias, they always think they are the best, they even have their own segmentun, and you know why the smurf are never coming here, because this place its own by a Word bearer" Grimladus then turn his gaze to the night lord, " you may sit with us, but keep that lolipop where i can see it"

[J NOSK36]

The claw sergeant sits down with them "this lollipop is not ment for any of you.... I'm saving this for a son of the lion" "how about that drink?"

Fallen Emperor's Champion J NOSK36

[Grimaldus]

Grimaldus look to the night lord face, "im still waiting for my drink, that dark apostle its taking forever"

[CruciasNZ]

Well he is an old fart, patience Fist
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[Armoured Priest]

"I'm coming gods damn it." He said as rose up from a nap. He grabbed the group's drinks and serves them. As he served them he looks over to see if Mr. Jingels stayed at his post. Mr. Jingels was swaying, almost as if drunk. 'Oh well, he'll get sober soon.' He put his attention back to the group. "None of you are friends with smurfs right?"

[Grimaldus]

"only when i lead them to meet kharn the bretrayer" said Grimaldus with a smile on his face, "thanks for the drinks apostle"

[Armoured Priest]

"Ah kharn, what a great guy. Oh that reminds me." The word Bearer went around back of the bar. He later came back with a large wooden sign. Written upon it in red paint was 'NO ULTRASMURFS!'. Hanging from this sigh was helmets of ultramarines. All with various battle damages. "You two, you ok with this?"

[Sanguinary Priest Azrael Kade]

"I know I am." said the flesh tearer as he dropped his chainsword next to the 'thing' at the door. "you don't, by any chance, stock Irn-Bru do you?"

[CruciasNZ]

If the Black Rage doesn't take you Tearer then that rot will surely take your teeth. That crap has the highest sugar concentration in all of the Old Terra drinks.

As for you Word Bearer, have you not noticed someone has stuck a drawn a moustache on the third one from the left?

[Sanguinary Priest Azrael Kade]

"that would be true for most, raven." walking over to the table "but those of us from Cretacia have a sort of...Inborn immunity to its rot" he smiled showing his near perfect teeth "either that or lizard-king blood is great for dental hygiene."