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[Armoured Priest]

"Of couse we carry that." he told the new arrival. He looked down to the helmet the raven pointed out. "How the warp did that get there?"

[CruciasNZ]

Probably one of your Tzeentchi Cultists, ya know, worshippers of change and mutation? *Chuckles as he skulls his beer*

[Armoured Priest]

"Meh, at least it's on a smurf." He shrugged.

[CruciasNZ]

And on the back of you Helmet, well not a moustache but just as amusing "<3 Smurfs"

[Yapay38]

A figure in dark orange armor enters the establishment, drops his Maul at the feet of the bouncer. He waves at everyone at the bar before sitting at the counter. "Barkeep set me up with a whiskey."

[Armoured Priest]

"What do you mean?" he asked the raven. The thunk of a maul caught his attention. "hmm? Whiskey?" coming up."

[CruciasNZ]

"What you don't can't hurt you" chuckles the Raven Guard

[Yapay38]

Grabs the glass handed to him and takes a sip. "What kinda of menu do you have here?"

[Armoured Priest]

"Here, look for yourself." he hands a hidebound menu from nowhere. "Ahhh, I wouldn't order anything from the slaanesh section if you never had it before."

[J NOSK36]

Bartender get me a drink of beer please, the night lords still admiring his lollipop

[CruciasNZ]

"And don't order Swedish Meatballs!" calls the Raven Guard

[J NOSK36]

Im sorry did you say order swedish meatballs?

[CruciasNZ]

Not if you want to walk outta here in one piece

[J NOSK36]

what would happen if i order it for the whole table then? im feeling lucky today

[Yapay38]

Looks at Nosk. "Yes order them and no I am not admiring your flimsy sugar coated stick." Glancing down the menu. "Mhmm I'll have a cheese burger and fries please."

[J NOSK36]

"not very night lordy if you ask me" mhmm but then again he who lives in a glass house shouldnt throw stones, ahh what the heck, same please

[Grimaldus]

"forget what the raven said, order some swedish meatballs, hell you know what i will like to order some swedish meatballs for that guy in the corner with the face painted"

[J NOSK36]

nay im ordering the same as yapay, i dont feel like dealing with Mr. Jingles the bouncer

[Yapay38]

I laugh "My Maul isn't going to crumble into little bit size pieces when hit by another force weapon though." Calming down. "But if you want a Maul like mine I can help you acquire one from somewhere."

[J NOSK36]

Im more of a sword guy, i just lost it and found this lollipop