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[Fallen Angels95]

"I did not say I dislike you witch. Just that is what you are. The emperor is a witch, an astropath is a witch its what you are collectively known as"

[Iron K]

Mordeci pulls out his Hellpistol and place it at the Commissars temple.
"Call the beloved God-Emperor "witch" one more time, and I will bring down His divine judgment upon you!" he growls with righteous fury.
"I will not stand idle when someone spouts heretical remarks about the God-Emperor, Commissar or not!"

After a long silent minute, Mordeci realize what he has done, and said, and takes away his finger from the trigger, and lowers the Hellpistol.

"Besides. There is a difference between a witch and a psyker.. The witch is controlled by chaos, and the psyker has been sanctioned by the Emperor. A sanctioning brand that I am sure Eli can show us if we ask him nicely..."

[Fallen Angels95]

"Feth you very much, nicely, hah the inquisition don't do nice. A witch is a witch whatever their title. Aim that pistol one more time Mordeci and I will kill you."

[Draco Ny'ade]

you get interrupted by the shriek of ordnance falling

[Fallen Angels95]

"What now?" struggles to stand but looks out up into the sky

[Iron K]

"INCOMING!" screams Mordeci and shoves the Commissar out of the way and then throws himself over the "Corporal".

[Fallen Angels95]

Lands with a thud and screams as ribs snap once more

[Iron K]

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Did you roll for that, or did you just decide that your ribs needed to be roughed up some more?

[Fallen Angels95]

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isn't it obvious that they would break?

[Warmonger]

"For goodness sake!" Eli shouts as he throws himself into cover

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I'll presume that we don't need to roll for this as there has been no attacking roll as of yet?

[Draco Ny'ade]

(now roll) the shell falls on the hillside and rips the side of the hill away

[Warmonger]

"holy mother, Hunker down guys!" Eli shouts as the hill collapses. He hunkers into cover, and prays that i will be enough to avoid being buried alive

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1d100 rolled for a total of: 92 (92)

 

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afternote: thank god that roll was nice!

[Draco Ny'ade]

Eli is unhurt

[Iron K]

Mordeci tries to find cover, heart racing, and ears bursting from the sound of the explosions. His lips moves constantly as he silently recites the incantation against bombardment.

[spoiler=Incantation Against Bombardment]
To be recited when suffering artillery assault:
Grant me stillness and serenity,
As my enemies pound and howl.
[/spoiler]

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1d100 rolled for a total of: 5 (5)

 

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D'OH! >.<
I really need new dices! If I survive this that is...

[Fallen Angels95]

"oh feth this" crawls along the floor and tries to reach shelter

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1d100 rolled for a total of: 87 (87)

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thank fuck

[Warmonger]

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i think we may have to carry the stormtrooper around in little boxes from here on in...

[Draco Ny'ade]

the stormtrooper is hit very hard and needs to roll again (dont let your cover fail you)

[Fallen Angels95]

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and what if it does

[Iron K]

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*opens up a box with a new set of dices*
Lets do this!
1d100 rolled for a total of: 65 (65)

[Fallen Angels95]

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broken arm at least