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[Authrix]

Do it.

Wait for her to begin to lose it, then reveal your winnings.

Bask in the glow of your new solid gold house.

[Iron K]

Do it.

Wait for her to begin to lose it, then reveal your winnings.

Bask in the glow of your new solid gold house.

HA! "Lead me not down the road of temptation, for I can walk by myself!"

But do you have any frikking idea how cold a solid gold house will be in the winter?!? O.o

[Authrix]

Nope. Which is why it's a good thing I'm not an engineer or an architect.

"Sir are you sure this is a viable construction material?"
"What are you talking about? Chocolate has been used by our ancestors for centuries! Of course it'll work!"
(Two hot days later)
"Well, shit..."

[JC 042]

"Lead me not down the road of temptation, for I can walk by myself!"

I am so using that...

[Iron K]

"Lead me not down the road of temptation, for I can walk by myself!"

I am so using that...

I actually learnt it from Catty. She has lots of "words of wisdom", even though they are more crazy and stupid, than wise.. Here are a few examples(Sorry Catty!):

I once said to her jokingly: "Mess with the Master, and you will get punished"
She answered: "Yeah? Well I got one too: Mess with me... ..Please?"
It stuck...

I guess you have all heard the saying "Life's a Bitch, and then you die.."?
Catty's version of that is: "Life's a Bitch, and so am I!"

Shouted when playing Space Marine and loosing: "I SUCK AT THIS!! *moment of thought* Then again, I am a girl, sooo I should know how to suck..."

Another bright moment when playing Space Marine: "What am I doing on the battlefield? I should be in the kitchen, where I know what I am doing..."

Sadly most of them only work in Swedish, so you'd have to learn the language before you can fully enjoy them...
Well as long as I am hanging out Catty, why don't I share her absolutely most favored joke that makes her laugh 100% of the time?

"Why was 6 afraid of 7?"
"Because 7 eight(=ate) 9...."

I kid you not, she laughs every single time.. You can tell the joke ten times in a row, she will still laugh..

Gods I love that strange girl...

[REAPER xDAx]

Update on the Coin:

I bought a scratch lottery and used the coin to sc*CENSORED* it. And I actually won!

Well, I only won a new scratch lottery, but still, I won!
The Coin, or coincidence? The plot thickens...

Holy shit dude!

Now all you need to do is blow all your money on lottery tickets and horse racing bets then you'd be set for life.

Dont actually do it, Catty would kill you

I am not sure if his luck is that great and we don't want to mourn a fallen brother.

[JC 042]

I once said to her jokingly: "Mess with the Master, and you will get punished"
She answered: "Yeah? Well I got one too: Mess with me... ..Please?"
It stuck...

O.O

Catty's version of that is: "Life's a Bitch, and so am I!"

New favourite!

Shouted when playing Space Marine and loosing: "I SUCK AT THIS!! *moment of thought* Then again, I am a girl, sooo I should know how to suck..."

Again: 0.0

Gods I love that strange girl... [/color]

She truly does remind me of my ex, unfortunately she wasn't a gamerrette.

[CattyVixen]

Well as long as I am hanging out Catty

Oh dear Iron...

"¤#!&%/¤#¤#"
"%#¤&#%¤!¤&%#¤"
"&#%¤&/¤%#¤!"

How many times have I asked you to NOT hang me out!?????
And, do you listen to me? NOOOOOOO...
You keep telling people about me.. Do you know what? THEY DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT ME!!!!!!!

[REAPER xDAx]

Well as long as I am hanging out Catty

Oh dear Iron...

"¤#!&%/¤#¤#"
"%#¤&#%¤!¤&%#¤"
"&#%¤&/¤%#¤!"

How many times have I asked you to NOT hang me out!?????
And, do you listen to me? NOOOOOOO...
You keep telling people about me.. Do you know what? THEY DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT ME!!!!!!!

You could always tell us things about him.

[JC 042]

You could always tell us things about him.

YES! Do that!

[Iron K]

You could always tell us things about him.

YES! Do that!

"You want the truth?! You cant handle the truth!!!"

Ha! I always wanted to say/write that in a working context..

If you would want to know anything, go ahead and ask. I'm surprisingly open about myself. And, as is evident earlier in this tread, about Catty too.

But heed my warning, oh searchers of dark knowledge: What has once been known can never be unknown again. The price for your curiousness is your ignorance!

Spoiler

Please imagine ominous music playing in the background when reading the last paragraph, and finishing it with a distant evil laughter...

[Authrix]

Don't care, tell us anyway

[Iron K]

But heed my warning, oh searchers of dark knowledge: What has once been known can never be unknown again. The price for your curiousness is your ignorance!

Don't care, tell us anyway

You're no fun.. -.-
Well then, you can only blame yourself! Can't say I didn't warn you!

"Sensitive people should refrain from reading the following spoiler, since it contains repulsive infromation...
Seriously!"

Spoiler

My life started in 1989, the 9th of October, when they cut me out of my mothers womb.
So unlike the majority of you, I haven't had my mothers *CENSORED* around my neck!

Let it sink in.. Think about it....

I did warn you..

[CruciasNZ]

Another way to consider that Iron is you failed at the first time basic task in our lives

[Iron K]

Another way to consider that Iron is you failed at the first time basic task in our lives

Haha! Naah, just always enjoyed sleeping late..

[Authrix]

Spoiler

My life started in 1989, the 9th of October, when they cut me out of my mothers womb.
So unlike the majority of you, I haven't had my mothers *CENSORED* around my neck!

Let it sink in.. Think about it....

I did warn you..

[/color]

...
Yeah, I just puked. Thanks for that

[Iron K]

...
Yeah, I just puked. Thanks for that

I warned you, and warned you again.. But did you listen? NooOoo...
You said "Don't care, tell us anyway"...

Remember the evil laughter? Que it now please.

[Authrix]

Lesson learned, don't question Iron K.

[Iron K]

Lesson learned, don't question Iron K.

Oh, if there only where some warning signs..

But heed my warning, oh searchers of dark knowledge: What has once been known can never be unknown again. The price for your curiousness is your ignorance!

Sounds familiar..?

The moral of this is "Question Everything - But only if you are prepared for the answer."


Sooo... How do you want it? Should I share more interesting stuff about myself, or should I go back telling you fun stuff about Catty?
Just asking...

[Authrix]

Both.

Lesson 2: Instantly disregard lesson 1