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[Bloko]

Battle Ponies, Spehss Ponies,
todehh the enemy is at our Barn, we know our duty and we will do it!
We fight for our honor as Wolf Ponies, as Spehss Ponies, and we fight in the name of Celestiahh!
If we die this day, we die in friendship, we die heroes death, but we shall not die! NOO!
It is the hater who will taste death and defeat!
As you know, most of our Battle Ponies are staitioned in Canterlot, prepared to deep loventolerate.
Our cupcakes have been prepared, allowing multiple simmuln-taneous and heart warming deep loventoleratings.
The Codex Poniestrates names this manüver Pony Reehn!
We will love our foe, we will overwhelm them, we will leave none unloved!
Meanwhile our Earth Ponies will ensure the full defence of our Barn!
We are the Spehss Ponies, WE ARE CELESTIAHHS FUHHREEE!!!

[Kite Arca]

What...?

[JC 042]

Holy shit this amazing! Thank you so much! I died laughing, this is brilliant, a work of art! 10 out of 10!

[Brother Agatone]

So you love your enemies, but your going to kill them?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[Bloko]

yeahh, with a heart melting burning love^^

[Brother Chewy]

DEATH AND LOVE TO OUR ENEMIES, FOR THE SPEHHHS PONIESSSSS!!!!!

[Brother Iken]

Purge the pony!

[Brother Agatone]

Well how's this for a response: BURN HERETIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Opeth Of Epica]

This is pure genius.

[Iron K]

"Sir, a world of xeno mutants have been found! What would you have us do with it, Sir?"
"There is only one fate of such a world... Exterminatus!"
"Sir, Yes Sir!"

There. Done. Nothing left.
Now this thread can be locked for containing pro-pony heresy.

[Fuzzy]

Oh god! MAKE IT STOP!

[trophicmocha]

No the ponies have escaped. Oh god make the love stop, it hurts sooo much, nooo...must....Not.....look....

[bloodgod582]

Kill burn and maim the ponys I mean kill the in the name of the emperor

[TDB x MoNSteRz]

Fuck the ponies

[JC 042]

Bloko, your a legend for dubbing the Indrick Boreale speech this way, you need a medal. No, a trophy. No, a car! No, a private cruise! Whatever can compensate for this amount of awesomeness.

(For the record, not a Brony)

[Bloko]

Thx JC, I do not nead a medal, making you guys smile is reward enough. =D
Had fun writing it for our comming battle and thought I post it here too.
Celestiahh protects

[Commander Mongo]

And what an epic battle it will be....

MongoDash - death
Dashsaint - plauge
UnablePony - war
Bloko - famine

The Four Ponies of the apocalypse...

Malus Skootaloo (destro) - is basically Erebus...
Scwartz - effectivly Samus ( the voice in the whisperheads)

With us leading the Herd, this galaxy with burn...