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[CruciasNZ]

Couple of days later as per tradition. Enjoy!

~Cru

[dx144]

I like where this Background is going =D

[JC 042]

I like where this Background is going =D

Everyone who didn't see this post coming should leave quickly with their sanity and sexuality intact... :/

[dx144]

JC get out.... =D

[Iron K]

Damn Eldar.. -.-
Xeno scum, come sneaking in your slender armor, with your warp singing and ancient technolooOoo...

Holy Shitting Emperor! There's a hot pointed eard girl underneath that Xeno armor! O.o
Why have no one told me this!? Do you know how many I've killed?!? All of them hot girls?!?! Damn...! >.<

[dx144]

Agreed Eldar are great creatures =D

Just think about it they had so much pleasure at one point they gave birth to a God of pleasure.... Now that is why we need a Time Machine! Not to warn the Eldar but to join in

[CruciasNZ]

I was going to go with that one but decided it was an inappropriate first impression

[xxxblackspider]

Agreed Eldar are great creatures =D

Just think about it they had so much pleasure at one point they gave birth to a God of pleasure.... Now that is why we need a Time Machine! Not to warn the Eldar but to join in

They jerked so hard slaanesh came out :D

[CruciasNZ]

Agreed Eldar are great creatures =D

Just think about it they had so much pleasure at one point they gave birth to a God of pleasure.... Now that is why we need a Time Machine! Not to warn the Eldar but to join in

Just feel I should point out that just because Slanesshi Demons are all about pleasure doesn't mean that they don't have standards or minimum age requirements DX

[dx144]

Love it. You should have used it. Involves Eldar and Slaanesh! Best of all of the 40K universe coming together in the beauty of battle =D 
No act is to depraving for Slaanesh or his Daemons so I think I am in luck if I ever find one! =P

Eldar are to up tight. Oh no you're a Mon Kiegh your dirty. Main reason why they need a bolter round to the head because all they ever do is complain.... =P

Luckily Doomrider is always someone and is great Slaaneshi thing to talk to. Although ends with him doing various drugs while having a flaming skull and teleporting away...


Greatest way to think how the Eye of Terror was created =D I am going die laughing at this rate.
"Jerked so hard Slaanesh come out!" The real story the Eldar never told anyone about.

[Brother Agatone]

I was going to go with that one but decided it was an inappropriate first impression

If you look closely, this picture is very revealing and racy.

[dx144]

Which makes it so much more awesome! =D

[CruciasNZ]

This just became DX's new wallpaper

[Brother Agatone]

I wonder who would win that fight though.

[CruciasNZ]

Avatar, it's a monstrous creature made of molten metal. That pansy ass daemonette would get pounded into mush

[Brother Agatone]

Unless that's actually Slaanesh because it is said that Slaanesh might be female.

[Draevan]

Well Slaanesh can change "its" gender or mix them anyway it wants. Just a fun tip for those that didn't know.

[dx144]

Slaanesh has no Gender. The Eldar believe Slaanesh to be female EG She who thirsts while Mankind believe Slaanesh to be male.

All I know is Slaanesh is considered the weakest and the youngest of the Chaos Gods but when Slaanesh was born they pretty much killed the most powerful race at the time within the Galaxy. Except for a few who knew Slaanesh was on the way so they just buggered off in there Craftworlds...

Even though Slaanesh is considered the weakest it doesn't stop them from making the 40K Universe any less Grimdark though.

Corrupting an pretty much an entire Legion (III Legion Emperors Children)
Making the Galaxy that much more scary
Corrupting the only ever Sister of battle to become Chaosy. Oh yes!
Slaanesh has help do loads of other shit. I just can't be arsed to research it all....

[Thugren]

Ex... I love you of so much but you have just a few things that you where wrong about.



Slanessh is hermaphroditic, meaning he is both genders, and chooses them at will.


And secondly, slanessh didn't corrupt the children, Horus did..

Just sayin

[dx144]

Many people believe if the Daemon Sword from the Laeran temple which Fulgrim took didn't get taken because Fulgrim thought wait a minute this sword is Xeno shit and it isn't as cool as Fireblade he would have sided with his best bud Ferrus. Only when the Daemon living in the sword told Fulgrim to fuck the Emperor and go with Horus on a merry time around the Galaxy did he listen. I preferred the Emperors Children Heresy. They were complete dicks to everyone pretty much =D They were kind of like Ultramarines I think. You know but not led by a robot who never let his emotions show really and there wasn't some stupid Codex...

Also their command structure made them easy to fall to Chaos. EG Fulgrim at top. Fulgrim gets corrupted - Lord Commanders follow Fulgrim Lord Commanders tell Company Commanders Company Commanders tell the officers and everyone else and so on until everyone is taking Fabius's special Xeno drugs which make them much stronger and faster and super.

Funny thing is the last planet brought into compliance by the Word Bearers were all killed for using Xeno stuff in there bodies to stop disease. Which I think they deemed it to be a "Desecration of the Human Body". They were given the choice of remove Xeno implants or be killed. They said no and well they were all killed...

Then because the Emperors Children did it that made it ok and cool to do. =D

That Fabius Bile is insane though. He had dreams of being able to make the Astartes have the strength of a Dreadnought! Isn't he working on a clone of the Emperor or something? I know he tried to make a clone of Horus but Failbaddon couldn't allow it because Failaddon is in charge of Chaos now. Not any of the other Daemon Princes. A fail who excels in failing...

Oh really I swear Slaanesh didn't have a gender but just decided to change it from time to time so who ever they were trying to corrupt would be more enticed into joining...

If I am wrong then who cares. It is always good to be wrong from time to time =P

I could put up a picture about Fulgrim but last time I did I got a warning =D

Also thanks for the love sexy I am more than happy to return the love =D