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Come one, come all! Step right up, and see the up and coming rhyme battle of epic proportions! Experience the war of words between two individuals with sharp minds, and sharper tongues! Or is it pens..?
Who will be the glorious victor? And who will be the sore loser? Only Your votes will decide!
In the Red Corner, we have the current champion, with a total of one victory under her belt! With a total weight of "we-will-never-know", and the age of... (What?! You must be kidding.. They'll never belie.. Oka.. Okay, fine!) ... And the age of *sigh* Seventeen..
The Sister of the Ravens, the Burner of Heretics, and the Cooker of My Meals; Catty Vixen!!!
And in the Blue Corner, we have... No one...
That's right, there is no one who has challenged Catty yet, and that's why I'm setting this up! Who out there has what is takes to take on Catty Vixen? First to sign up, first to the battle! But before you sign up, take some time to read through the rules, so that you know what you're getting yourself into!
[spoiler=Tha Rulez!]
I've taken myself the liberty to write up the rules for Rap Battles. Observe that this is just the first edition, and that changes will come over time.
A Battle needs the following: Two Rappers (One Challenger, and One Being Challenged), and One Judge (The one that sets up the thread, watches over the battle, and reinforces The Rules. Me in this case.
)The Battle will be fought in two Rounds. The challenger will start the first round, and the current champion will start in the second. That way, both will have the opportunity to "answer" the others rhymes.
The "answer" must be posted within 24 hours of the first post. Otherwise it will be counted as being "dumbfounded and speechless", thereby being disqualified for that round.
When you have posted your rhymes, you may not edit the post in any way. Make sure that you are satisfied before posting. An edited post will be disqualified!
When both Rounds have been fought, the Poll will be open. Then there will be three days of voting, before the winner will be revealed.
Observe: The Rappers and Judge can not vote, and if that is the case, their Vote will not be counted!
Regarding the Rapping, please respect the following rules:
1. The Rules of Gothic Wars regarding discrimination, racism and sexism must be respected at all times!
2. The Rap is for FUN. Not to emotionally scar or deeply insult each other. There can be a fine line between a joke, and an insult.
Please be thoughtful about this.
3. Regarding Rule 2, know that if you sign up for a battle, you must be prepared for what will come. If you can dish it out, you must be able to take it. "If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen!"
4. The Battle is between the two Rappers, not their families or other. So refrain from insulting mother, partners, kids, and the like.
5. When writing rhymes, be aware of the length. If you can say what you want to say with four lines, then do so. But don't go writing an epic novel. Use common sense!
It is the Judges and all participants (readers, posters, and voters) responsibility to uphold these rules.
If you have any questions, thoughts, or ideas, regarding the rules, please inform me and I will edit them.
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Now the two Rounds have been done. The Polls are now open, so vote like there is no tomorrow!
I have taken the liberty to collect the two rounds here:
[spoiler=Round One]
Ima tell you from the door, you picked wrong. Dm of the year beating on my chest like King Kong.
I spit hard, bring it to the sister of the raven raven guard. Keep it short keep it sweet, settle scores , bring the heat.
Bring the shadows, bring the noise, Bring your brothers, bring your toys. Burn the skies, bring the pain,bang the drums , steel rain!
So bring it catty if you really feel threatening . Your orders may prevail bit my dice decide everything .
1d100 rolled for a total of: 100 (100)
[/spoiler]You think you can take on me?
I'll give you one chance, let's hear your plea!
Big talk about DM of the Year,
Well that just makes me sneer!
All I see is Dungeons and a Douche bag..
Do you really have any reason to brag?
You asked, so I will bring it all..
And believe me, I'll make you crawl!
You throw around your dices for result,
All to control your litte Zombie Cult..
But do you really think your undead horde,
Has any chance against my Bolter and Chainsword?
1d100 rolled for a total of: 150 (100 + Awesomeness Bonus) ^^
[spoiler=Round Two]
You think you're Tzeentch
But this little wench
Is going to destroy
your 'destiny-toy'
I have a flamer and you have a dice
I'll use my flamer, and you'll pay the price
Now, Catty has a flamer, but Thugren has ash
All your Zombies just gone in a flash
Your Zombies all dead but Catty still stand
So show me what you got without your command
Try to come out from your sanctuary-hoard
And see you have a whole real world unexplored!
[/spoiler]1d100 rolled for a total of: 1 (1)
1d100 rolled for a total of: 2 (2)
1d100 rolled for a total of: 3 (3)
1d100 rolled for a total of: 4 (4)
Damn catty your first rhyme was really funny.What happened with this new one all really see is really punny!
Half assed and sloppy , uncommitted and choppy. You jumped into the wrong fight girly cant stop me.
dont need the zombies , i can stand alone. Radical inquisitor here to split your dome.
But The time is here , time to finish my mission. This battles already over, no one expected the inqusition.
