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[CruciasNZ]

• Yo Momma's so fat, players receive a Killionaire medal after killing her.
• Yo Momma's so fat, she broke the Headlong bridge when she walked on it.
• Yo Momma's so fat, she can defend the base when she's dead.
• Yo Momma's so fat, when she spawned it said "Press X to pick up Sniper Rifle, Plasma Pistol, Plasma Rifle, SMG..
• Yo Momma's so fat, she enters big team battle by herself.
• Yo Momma's so fat, when she fell through the map, she killed the Guardians.
• Yo Momma's so fat, she takes up two pregame lobbies.
• Yo Momma's so fat, she picked up an overshield and it said "One at a time, please."
• Yo Momma's so fat, she uses the Halo ring as a belt.
• Yo Momma's so fat, when she spawned, the whole map got overloaded.
• Yo Momma's so fat, when she tripped over it says "Press X to flip.... Wait, what?...how did you do that?!"

[Paladin Xenos]

the guardian one and big team battle jokes are priceless

[CruciasNZ]

I like the last one the most, good old Halo 2

[TechGerhard]

Yo mamma so fat Guilty Spark said "A construct, with unbelievable sized abdomen? UNACCEPTABLE!"
Yo momma so fat, it took all the Halo rings to kill her.
Yo mamma so fat, the flood got diabetes.
Yo mamma so stupid, she thought the glowing grunt waned a hug.
Yo mamma so fat, when Keyes asked "Did she lose weight?" Cortana said "We all know the answer to that."

[Fallen Angels95]

Love the last one. reminds me of Halo3 and sandtrap (turning over the elephants)