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[Brother Agatone]

For all you space marine players, load your bolters and prime your power swords the tau have balls now, and they are coming for us.

You can check out the new tau units on the GW website.

[CruciasNZ]

Yeah my friend just ordered $500 of the new models. Good god some of them look amazing.

Riptide Battlesuit (Elite)


Sunshark Bomber/Fighter (Fast Attack)


Cadre Fireblade (Mini HQ)


Commander Battlesuit (HQ)


Pathfinders and New Drones (Troops)


Broadside w/ Railgun (Heavy)


Broadside w/ Fuck Ton of Missiles (Heavy)

[Brother Agatone]

I know it's time to break out the siege tanks and purge some xenos.

[Danguinius]

Death company should have some fun cracking open shells and churning up the gooey centre!

[Brother Agatone]

So will the my second company salamanders.

[CruciasNZ]

Last time I fought Salamanders the cocky bastard took all the hits on the command squad on his special character. Five 1's were rolled and we laughed our arses off

[Iron K]

[spoiler=Tau Uber-Suit!]


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[trophicmocha]

They look awesome, hope that the new rules are the same.

[Authrix]

I feel I must insert some Imperial truth into this thread:

All Tau technology is inferior to its Imperial counterparts. This is completely true in every regard.

Tau tanks are barely able to operate, and do so only through extremely inefficient systems.

Tau are massively underskilled, and are also inbreds. This is the reason they have blue skin.

A trained guardsman can easily defeat a Kroot warrior in melee due to the fact they have hollow bones, which are easily shattered by a hard hit from a rifle butt or melee weapon.

Accurate Imperial scans indicate the Tau only hold 100 worlds between their two spheres of expansion.

An average guardsman is a far better shot than an average Tau, and is equipped with massively superior armour, weaponry and armoured support.

The Commissariat of Krieg would like to wish you happy Xeno and heretic hunting

[CruciasNZ]

You shouldn't quote the uplifting primer Damocles edition, it's content are copyrighted ^~

[Brother Agatone]

Last time I fought Salamanders the cocky bastard took all the hits on the command squad on his special character. Five 1's were rolled and we laughed our arses off

seeing as I am not a cocky bastard on the field of battle my salamanders would do better, and if that does work all just weigh you down with the amount off infantry I have. Seriously I have so many I can use them as a shield. Not to mention when three squads of termies teleport behind you your pretty screwed, and then when my vindicator and thunder fire cannon get in range then your really screwed. Of course then you have to deal with my four dreadnoughts (two venerable a, one ironclad) and seven tacticals and three dev squads then your really in for it.

[deathleaper831]

well good thing your not up against my Tyranids!

[Brother Agatone]

I eat those chitonous bastards for breakfast. The orks for lunch and then I finish the day with a nice entre of shredded chaos space marines.

[deathleaper831]

hahah even if you are dealing with 16 squads of Hormagounts,10 Termagaunt squads,8 Carnafix(2with crushing claws,3 with Heavy venom cannons,&2with stranglethorns),a Trygon Prime&a Mowloc,My Swarmlord,4 Harpies,7 Gargoyle Squads,6 Reaver Squads & my Personnel favorite,my 2 Heirophants. . . can u finish that by lunch

[CruciasNZ]

hahah even if you are dealing with 16 squads of Hormagounts,10 Termagaunt squads,8 Carnafix(2with crushing claws,3 with Heavy venom cannons,&2with stranglethorns),a Trygon Prime&a Mowloc,My Swarmlord,4 Harpies,7 Gargoyle Squads,6 Reaver Squads & my Personnel favorite,my 2 Heirophants. . . can u finish that by lunch

These guys

http://www.forgeworl...ORT-ARMOUR.html

With 2 of this guys gun

http://www.forgeworl...ITH-DRONES.html

From memory: range 48 - strength 5 - AP 4 - large blast

I saw an entire Gargoyle squad get minced in one round by just 1 of these guys

[Brother Agatone]

Actually, yes I can, I tend to eat breakfast at an early hour. It is very awakening to have a nice xenos feast. One time a guy fielded two bio titans and around eight or nine carnifexes and and at least two hundred to two hundred and twenty five tyranid infantry and other sorts. I lost three tacs but eventually the weight of fire I had on them weighed them down because I made them come to me rather than I go to them. Although those bio titans sure did a hell of a job trying to turn my marines into minced meat.

[deathleaper831]

thats good,suckz that he didnt have backup reinforcements,. . . then all hell would be loose

[CptMarlon]

wondered when they were going to release new tau 
and that riptide is massive

[CruciasNZ]

and that riptide is massive

God yes, my mate has his one now

[Brother Agatone]

If he did he would have bought himself a few more hours and then I'd be having 'nids for lunch as well.