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[CruciasNZ]

READ THE LAST 2 PAGES BEFORE ENTERING THIS ROLEPLAY
 

Welcome to both fellow chaos brothers and loyalist sheep! Come have a drink, something to eat, and chat.
Please leave all weapons at the frontdoor with Mr. Jingels, If you have a problem with that, please talk with Mr. Jingels.
If you want an order talk to either Me (your friendly neighborhood Word Bearer), Artemis, and/or Rachel Constantine. Cause no damage here and you'er good.

[J NOSK36]

What this said a templar as he entered swinging his black sword on his back. But still politely shutting the door as he entered

Fallen Emperor's Champion J NOSK36

[CruciasNZ]

"It's a Pub Templar, and if I catch you ruining the piece by trying to kill Mr Jingles I will have you declared Excommunicatus Traitoris and shoot you myself" said the Inquisitor in the corner without looking up from his Newspaper.

"Also if you feed him any form of Liquour I'll do you as well, we don't want this place wrecked again - isn't that right Mr Jingles?" he added as an after thought

[J NOSK36]

Dont mind me inqisitor I mean no trouble, just got booted from a thunderhawk and rode the atmosphere to the ground, should really be alive right now

Fallen Emperor's Champion J NOSK36

[CruciasNZ]

"Must have landed on your head then. Ach well, order yerself one of the herbal beers, they're great for aches... and next time wear a seatbelt"

[J NOSK36]

According to the pilot I was in the storage bay...a code 3 violation so I got asked whats the shape of italy? and got booted off the hawk. I'll take your strongest herbal beer good sir

Fallen Emperor's Champion J NOSK36

[CruciasNZ]

Might have to help yourself, the Old Apostle might be asleep again

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[J NOSK36]

Walks over to bar, grabs the strongest beer, " let him know the cash is on the table"

[CruciasNZ]

"Fair enough" goes back to his Tea

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[J NOSK36]

So what's it like being an inquisitor?

[Grimaldus]

So what's it like being an inquisitor?

A man wearing a white robe with two red fists enter the pub, "You dont ask that kind of question templar", the man then look to the inquisitor, "Inquisitor crucias is good to see you again, is me Grimaduls, i know you dont recognize me on this robe" he then head to the bar and take a sit next to the inquisitor.

[J NOSK36]

What question do I ask fellow son of dorn?

[CruciasNZ]

"what it's like being an inquisitor, in short fun. I can pretty much kill anyone and get away with it by dubbing them heretic"

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[J NOSK36]

so lets say that some guy makes you pizza wrong? Heretic?

[Grimaldus]

Grimaldus laugh "Do you remember that time that you call exterminatus upon that planet because a copy of twilight was found" Grimaldus laguh even harder "that was funny"

[J NOSK36]

That was you!? ohhh wow

[CruciasNZ]

"I remember that Brother Grimaldus, I recently had an entire city viral bombed because they sold deep fried butter there. Some things are just not meant to exist"

[Armoured Priest]

An ancient maroon power armor clad heretic stumbled out of the kitchen, obviously woken up from an extended chaos nap. Noticing money on the counter, he quickly pocketed the payment. "So inquistor, what happened while I was....cleaning! Yes cleaning." He rambled.

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[J NOSK36]

"you can keep the change word bearer" says the templar while he puts his head on his arms clearly feeling the effects of the beer as he sits at the bar

[J NOSK36]

The Templar awakes from his drunken sleep to see the inquisitor sipping tea at the end of the bar, then looks at grimaldus and says "so what brings you to this place of merriment Librarian?"