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#41 J0ker2610

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Posted 24 March 2012 - 04:16 PM

"another brother of chaos joins us. oh and barman ill just have a pint of your finest beer"

turns to see the inquisitor still just sitting there in the corner reading his large newspaper, and wonders to himself why the inquisitor is even here
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Posted 24 March 2012 - 08:32 PM

"I'm here because this is the only bar in town that doesn't have any Ultrasmurfs in it, Throne Above I hate those bastards. Also, please think quieter"

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Posted 24 March 2012 - 11:01 PM

RIses an eyebrow coming into the bar looking around* hail inquisitor

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Posted 25 March 2012 - 04:49 AM

All heads turn as a massive figure in dark green Artificer Armor d*CENSORED*d with a slightly worn surplice, steps through the entrance. Even the nonchalant Inquisitor took pause from his reading to gander at this awe- inspiring figure. "Whats an Alpha legionnaire....I mean.... Fallen Dark Angel got to do to get a mug of mjød around here?"
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Posted 25 March 2012 - 04:53 AM

"Throne above, you have just about as much bling on you as a Damn Ultrasmurf! Be thankful your not wearing blue, we'd have to set Mr Jingles on you if you were!"

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Posted 25 March 2012 - 05:02 AM

"Haha, well ill suppose that is some sort of a quirky compliment coming from one of the Emperors glorified lacky's" as he finishes his mjød and leaves before payment can be requested.
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Posted 25 March 2012 - 05:15 AM

"I'll have a pint of your strongest beer." The Word Bearer looked slowly around the bar, eyeing the various patrons.

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Posted 25 March 2012 - 04:11 PM

An Imperial Fist entered the bar seeing that there were no seats left he took his seat in the corner watching the other patrons.
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Posted 25 March 2012 - 05:19 PM

The templar again awakes to see more people, he is unable to move, his body still numb from the massive hangover he has

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Posted 25 March 2012 - 07:22 PM

The Inquisitor folds his paper, gets up and walks to the jukebox. He inserts a coin and selects a song, promptly whacking the thing when it ignored him. Heavy Rock music starts playing through the bar. He then walks back to his seat, and picks up his paper.

"That should help the Templars hangover" he chuckles, "Barkeep! Burger and Fries plus a Light Beer, I'm going on duty soon"

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Posted 25 March 2012 - 07:49 PM

The templar awakes, in a fury pulls out his Black Sword and promptly yells, in the name of the emperor!, upon realizing he has made an ass of himself he gets up and joins the inquistor at the table he is sitting at

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#52 CruciasNZ

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Posted 25 March 2012 - 07:56 PM

"Never fails haha, good morning sunshine"

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Posted 25 March 2012 - 08:03 PM

"How long have I been out"
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Posted 25 March 2012 - 08:12 PM

"About a week, you missed your crusade leaving so your Captain attached you to my command" he chuckles knowingly "your going to have such fun training guardsmen"

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Posted 25 March 2012 - 08:28 PM

"I can deal with that...when will this be happenning?"

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Posted 25 March 2012 - 09:42 PM

"Your about 10 minutes late"

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Posted 25 March 2012 - 09:49 PM

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#58 Brother White

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Posted 25 March 2012 - 11:05 PM

Kilof gets up and wanders to the juke box, and sees nothing he likes, anger rising he turns to the Inquisitor and says "How do you like this awful noise?"

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Posted 25 March 2012 - 11:59 PM

"o I don't but it does wonderful things to hangovers"

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Posted 26 March 2012 - 12:04 AM

Realizing his slurred speach the templar fixes it ..."really inquisitor?"

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