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[CruciasNZ]

"o yes, the pounding pain you're feeling right now is

[Armoured Priest]

"Food and booze coming up." he informed the patrons. The heretic walked to the double doors that lead into the kitchen. But before he open the door, a mortal clad in grey fatigues and an apron came barreling through and smacked into the bulk of the Word Bearer.

"Fry cook? what in the warp?" Priest asked the panicing mortal.

"It's trying to eat me!" he shouted.

Priest was even more confused."Who? Mr. Jingels again?" The fry cook just violently shaked his head no.

A Hormagaunt sprinted out of the double doors, its bladed appendages readied. Both the fry cook and the tyranid shrieked simultaneously. A las bolt bursted the thorax of the creature from behind, covering the fry cook in black viscera and ichor.

"You missed that one it seems honey." said a male voice. A grey hooded figure in black carapce armor calmly walked out of the kitchen. He was armed with a bolt pistol and some form of exotic knife that was long as a human forearm. Even with his gas mask on, Priest knew who he was.

"I still nailed it." a female voice said. She strode, almost like she had a spring in her step, out with a hellgun that still had steam coming from its barrel and clad in a dark purple carapace armor. She wore only the mouth peice of a standard issue carapace helmet. Her short blood red hair easily seen.

It was Artemis and Rachel Constantine. "Okay, what fuckotry is going on now?" said the fallen marine.

"Well Priest, you got a bit of an infestation problem." said Artemis as he poked the carcass with his combat boot.

"Yes, because this is exactly what I needed." he said as he rubbed the bridge of his draconic muzzle in fustration. "How bad?"

"Pretty bad, almost ran out of ammo actually." Rachel said enthusiastically. She liked a good shooting gallery.

The Word Bearer sighed. "Alright." He walked behind the bar. He took out a bolter decorated in dark runes and a chainsword. "I'll be back." he told the patrons. He went back to the double doors. "Grab anything ya need from the lockers and get back here." he advised the constantines.

Spoiler

I got bored, so I thought why not.

[CruciasNZ]

The Inquisitor picks up the Hormagaunt carcass and throws it infront of Mr Jingles. "Chew Toy!" he says. Turning back to the other patrons he shrugs and says "He always eats them, saves cleaning it up" and walks back to his seat.

[Brother White]

Grasping his heavy bolter. Kilof walked to the door following Preist.
"This should live'n the place up a bit."

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[Grimaldus]

"hm, just what we need" say the librarian as he sat next to the inquisitor

[Armoured Priest]

Mr. Jingels: "om nom nom nom!" it said as it began chewing on the fallen xeno.

"I guess you can tag along, but I am not liable for any death or injuries." he told the devestator. "Any other expen....I mean willful persons before we leave?

[CruciasNZ]

"I may as well tag along, Tyranids fascinate me. The ability for the hive mind to instill fearlessness and unwavering obedience in it's minions would be a prize"

[Veteran Sergeant Baek]

Sheathing his powersword, not that anyone saw him leap up at the utterance of battle, takes his seat again..

"Inquisitor, going hunting?" he calls.

[J0ker2610]

"this sounds like an interesting situation"

as he raises his staff from the floor he stands staff in one hand, beer in the other

"i shall join you, this sounds like it could be fun"

[CruciasNZ]

"Hunting isn't exactly what I'd call it, if this is anything like the last time this bar got infested it's going to be a shitstorm. You'll be fighting for pure survival in there, a true test of ones abilities"

[J0ker2610]

"yeh, yeh, let's just get on with it"

Takes another swig of his beer and places it on the table

[CruciasNZ]

On the way past the Inquisitor whacks the gun cabinet with his force sword, resulting in it opening.

"grab your weapons"

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[Grimaldus]

"you go, i will keep watch on the bar" he raise a hand stoping any incoming argument "and dont worry i wont drink all the licor"

[Brother White]

"lets do this!" Yelled the over zealous Kilof, feeling the effects of his three quickly drank Feneris Ales.

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[J NOSK36]

Im in yells the templar, getting up from the table, black sword and bolter in hand

Fallen Emperor's Champion J NOSK36

[CruciasNZ]

"you should be training Guardsmen Templar, your chapter master isn't going to look kindly on you shirking duty twice now. Anyway, onwards!"

[Veteran Sergeant Baek]

The room is alighted by the Night Lords powersword powering up.. "If we find a big one, it's going on my barbecue!" He said grinning at the inquisitor.

[Armoured Priest]

"Well, this should prove entertaining at least." Artemis commented.

"Playtime!" Rachel shouted.

"I'm starting to regret this now." grumbled the heretic marine. He motioned the motley group to follow him.

The moment group stepped the acrid stench of death hit them. Bodies were strewn across the kitchen. The mangled bodies of humans could be only marked out with the shredded garmants still wrapping them. The hormagaunts were cut and rended by various blades the cooks used to defend themselves. Several xenos had holes caused either by a hellgun or bolt weapon. One hormaguant sizzeled as it rest on the grill were it was killed. One body caught Priest's eye. He got closer and pulled off a number of bodies with the tip of his chainsword.

"Oh this is just getting better!" Priest said. It was a dead warrior.

"Yeah, wanted to tell you about that, but we thought it would be better if you saw it." said Artemis.

"Did ya'll see where they come from?" Priest asked them.

"Backrooms, meatlocker, warehouse room, or maybe even the basement?" Rachel tried to help.

"So a no then." Priest concluded for her. She shook her head.

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[CruciasNZ]

"Actually all of them" Commented the Inquisitor after peeking into said rooms "They came through the drainage hole in each room, must be an infestation in the sewers."

After thinking for a moment "I would guess that they attacked here first because they sensed a Vanguard Organism, Mr Jingles may be possessed by a daemon but he is still a Lictor, and therefore still a beacon to the Hivemind"

"That probably means there is a large infestation directly below us somewhere in the Sewers, and by that I mean Gaunts, Warriors, Tyrant the works"

After the raised eyebrows from some of the others the Inquisitor adds "Tyranids are my specialty, also this isn't the first time Mr Jingles has had guests"

[Armoured Priest]

"Wait, even the warehouse room?!" Priest asked.