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[JC 042]

Post about how much of a badass you were in that game you just had.

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• Pics or it didn't happen!
• Use spoilers.

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That AMX 40 took 25 shots to fucking kill!!!!!





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[CruciasNZ]

Map: Fjords - Standard
Tank: M7 Priest
Upgrades: Very Little (Engine IV and Tracks IV only)
Shells: 59 Silver, 10 Gold

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Kill 1: M5-Stuart - This little bastard made his way THROUGH all our heavies and mids towards the artys. I got him with a lucky direct aim shot - WHILE he was charging my fellow arty at full speed. He kills the arty the moment I kill him sadly.

Kill 2: T-50 - Did the same thing as the Stuart, pretty much resigned myself to the uselessness of my allies at this point. Another direct shot kill & then a TD comes to protect me. In terms of time here, I had ONLY just reloaded when I shot him; seeing how this battle is "trending" I load gold shells.

Kill 3: Wolverine - This bugger managers to 1 shot my TD escort and then reduce me to 10 health before I direct aim him with a gold shell

Kill 4: Hetzer - Last man standing on either team; me at 10/210 HP, and him at 90%. I had know idea where he is, but he knows where I am. Luckily his shot bounces off my side and I get him with a direct aim gold shot.

The ONLY arty damage I got in this whole game was the M7 Priest. probably because this thing has a range of 400m on the default gun and I've not yet managed to replace it.

Anyway, as per rules:



Should have recorded the ingame speak, someone said "you fucked now arty" shortly followed by an enemy typing "GDI" when the shot bounced and then "lawl" when I got him.

[JC 042]

Armoured Priest had moment where he decided "Right, I'm a boss and I'm gonna fuck all your shit up!". He was alone, a tier 4 Pz 38na, and all of a sudden three tier 3s rush him all at once, and BY HIMSELF he slaughtered all of them and lived!

Another game where I was in a KV-1 and having a slugging war at point blank range with a Churchill with like 12 HP left, I shot the guy like 5 times and he wouldn't die! Priest shot him ONCE and he blew the fuck up!

Through out the rest of the game I was screaming "HOW!?! HOW DAMN YOU!?!?!?!?"

[palin2004]

Jc, on the churchill shoot the turret, weakest spot.

[JC 042]

Jc, on the churchill shoot the turret, weakest spot.

I did, 5 shots! All on weak spots! I may have been a stock KV-1 but it shouldn't have been thàt bad!

[Armoured Priest]

Armoured Priest had moment where he decided "Right, I'm a boss and I'm gonna fuck all your shit up!". He was alone, a tier 4 Pz 38na, and all of a sudden three tier 3s rush him all at once, and BY HIMSELF he slaughtered all of them and lived!

Another game where I was in a KV-1 and having a slugging war at point blank range with a Churchill with like 12 HP left, I shot the guy like 5 times and he wouldn't die! Priest shot him ONCE and he blew the fuck up!

Through out the rest of the game I was screaming "HOW!?! HOW DAMN YOU!?!?!?!?"

First story: Bullshit! There were only four thoughts that ran through my head.
1. Well I guess I'll go scout (goes down hill to small town.)
2. Shit, I'm immobilized. (shot from nowhere.)
3. WHERE THE HELL DID THEY COME FROM?!?! (a small enemy convoy pops up beside me.)
4. LIGHT THEM UP! (thank god that tank hand a good reload time.)

2nd story: I swear to god I never penned a matilda's side armor with that tank before. But the one time I took a random shot, I steal the kill from jc. >.>

[JC 042]

It was a Churchill!

And HOW!?!

[palin2004]

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I may not have gotten many kills, but I did 2 things that match, 1: held off 3 other heavies by myself and keep our whole line from falling and 2: Maimed/mangled each and every one of them. Myself and an IS-8 were the only guys in the town on Fisherman's bay, rest of the team went field and did a circle around. Was beautiful.

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Just did this one, I felt like a elephant in a china shop...on a wrecking crew's payroll. Was so much fun 1 or 2 shotting ppl.

[palin2004]

I was gonna let the next person post in there, but I have to update and post this one. In this map I did more damage than I have in any other game.

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[JC 042]

You did how much damage with only 3 kills!?!

Was the wz131 being an asshole and kill stealing?

[palin2004]

Vk4502 actually did.

[Ziet]

ask JC about my little T1E6 getting first kill for our team in a tank company battle full of 4's, 5's and 6's

[JC 042]

I didn't see it.

[Ziet]

you were the one asking how the **** i did it lol i got to there flag and tapped arty

[An_A10_Pilot]

Yeah... so i was playing on the railways level. Nobody on my team moved to defend the 8,9, or 0 column except me. 4 light tanks rushed me....



http://imgur.com/CHI8JKG

[JC 042]

And people say the Marder is worthless after it was nerfed

[An_A10_Pilot]

I feel like they brought it more in line with other German tanks. It only starts to really get good when you have all the upgrades. But I love this little TD and will always bring it when we do Junior company fights again.

[JC 042]

I might have to get it again for the same purpose. But for tier 3 I REALLY like the Pz 38.t though. 
Mines got a gold paint job

[palin2004]

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As you can see, clans and platoons arent everything. HAVOK is considered the #1 clan in the NA servers and as such they have some very HIGH elitist attitudes. I asked in game why people were "saluting," them (the o7 thing people do). They replied, "Have you ever faced us? We'll show you in this game." After which I proceeded to wreck the whole lot of them.

[JC 042]

Sweet, now if only you had a GWRS tag when you did that