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[CruciasNZ]

Have you not got a derp Hetzer then Cru?

I do but fucking Salsa and Pilot kept dragging me into high tier games - so swapped for the pen gun. When they dragged me into a T8 game for laughs (Scout Tanks) I announced a new rule, drag Cru into shit ass games and Cru will derp you with the derp gun.

O, should also point out JC I said "I derped a KV-1" in my previous post

[An_A10_Pilot]

Hey, what's the point of having a friend if ya cant mess with him? XD I also enjoyed meeting dragonsalsa. He and I seem to have similar humor, just different accents. XD

Also cru, if you want to derp gun me, gotta catch me first. 43 hp/t on a t-50. Im at top speed in about a second and a half.

[Ziet]

Most epic win of the night, A10 drowning himself in his StuGIII!

[An_A10_Pilot]

Shut up ya Jackass XD Yeah i failed pretty hard. XD

[JC 042]

SAVE THE TANK!

*Jumps into lake to save StugIII*
*Leaves A10 behind*

[Ziet]

na after that the next match he rolled with the Stug he had water sloshes out of the tank and fish popping out of the commanders hatch

[CruciasNZ]

Quotes of The Match

Why won't you die?!

"boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!"

It should be noted that all of those enemies I was shooting (bar one), and who were shooting me, were grouped together and attacking at the same time. The Alecto and I mutually killed when the capture bar hit 100 each other and they only had one tank left so won. I shot most of these bastards off the flag with the exception of the Alecto which Salsa mauled before it killed him

[Ziet]

nice Cru! Way to *CENSORED* the competition.

[An_A10_Pilot]

Muwahahahah. I AM THE MARDER KING. I won the game when it was 5v1. Had only 5 health left at the end of the match. Also, is my first Master badge for any tank!

[JC 042]

Never got a Master in the Marder despite trying :/

[Draco Ny'ade]

marder has been nerfed into oblivion

[Ziet]

Marder is still one of the best TDs in the game in my opinion.

[JC 042]

[spoiler=Hungry Hetzer! om nom nom nom!][/spoiler]

[Draco Ny'ade]

Marder is still one of the best TDs in the game in my opinion.

You didnt play the patch 7.5 marder then matey

[Ziet]

no i did not so i'm not complaining

[JC 042]

[spoiler=Giving some sound advice for the team]


[/spoiler]

[CruciasNZ]

Last night I got my JagTiger behind 3 T9 Heavies who had our heavies in front of them. Once I fired they all panicked and started turning in random directions and died very abruptly.

Obviously they failed their moral check and lost the overrun roll

[An_A10_Pilot]

That was quite humorous. Dragon and I were laughing so hard. Watching all their turrets just swing crazily about, unable to decide who to shoot. XD

That was utter and complete panic. It was awesome to watch.

[JC 042]

A gun that gives people heart attacks, NICE!

[Ziet]

ok how the hell do i post up my best pic so far as a spoiler?